Ska yn Cymraeg anyone?  Chaviach is a CHOOON.

I've spent far too long spaffing with this journal and perving on fit comedians.  Should be in bed.  Ooops.

After watching this week's episode of You Have Been Watching, I can confirm the following:

1. The Charlie Brooker crush I felt stirring last week has developed into fully-fledged lusting. 
2. I have a teeny tiny girlcrush on Josie Long.

I've also been in bed since 6pm, as I feel like death warmed up. AGAIN.

Russell Howard is both fit AND funny.  I want his blonde haired gozzy eyed babies.    I've just got back from the Riverside Studios where me and gracefulstalker watched him film a pilot tv show and generally laughed at him lots.  At one point he was talking about his friend's mam and him wearing her swimming costume being worn backwards as a wrestling costume and ( Read more... )

I remember what I was going to post last night.

Maff emailed me yesterday to say that both Noel Fielding and Richard Ayoade were in his building at work doing some kind of music video thing for Kasabian.  Apparently Noel was wearing some kind of tartan blazer style affair (he was sat down so he couldn't see if the polkadots were present).  May I ( Read more... )

OH HAI GLASSES KINK - WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

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I've just seen this on rude tube and I nearly died

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Things I have learned tonight:

1. Shooting Stars was amazing (and I love Bob Mortimer more than is probably healthy)
2. Russel Howard is fit. And funny.  I love him too.
3. Alex Zane is fit.
4.Mock the Week is genius.

Oh Shootings Stars where have you been?  I do miss you so!
not because I have a teensy weensy crush on both Vic Reeves & Bob Mortimer (even though he's going epically bald)...oh no...

Ahem.

Vic - "what is the most common cause of people going to A&E in the UK?
Dizzee - "er, stabbings?"

Ahh Dizzee Rascal, you clearly don't get it do you?  (but bless ( Read more... )

JIMMY CARR I WANT YOUR PERFECTLY COIFFED BABIES.

His pathetic in-laugh & dad dancing makes me all wibbly.

I have clearly gone wrong in the mindtank.

Sweet baby Jesus and the orphans...the wind?  What the fuck?  I don't know if it's because we're higher up or whether it is just REALLY FUCKING WINDY and is actually that bad, but I can't remember wind like it.  It has not stopped all day.

Today I have been mostly pissing around with my iPod, organising it, updating the album artwork and generally ( Read more... )

So many things, so little time.

OBLIGATORY RANT ABOUT PARTYGEDDON/BORDERS/PUBLISHING COMPANY.  JEALOUS ABOUT AFTERPARTY SHENANIGANS I AM MISSING OUT ON. RAH RAH RAH.

I'm eating 3 day old pasta leftovers because I can't get into the kitchen to cook, I can't be arsed to cook, I don't want to cook because as soon as I eat I feel sick.  Matthew had to ( Read more... )